Act my age?
What the fuck is that, “act my age”?
What do I care how old I am?
The Ocean is old as fuck.
It will still drown your ass with vigor.
Audrey Hepburn and Grace Kelly waiting backstage at the RKO Pantages Theatre, during the 28th Annual Academy Awards, 1956.
me: pluto is a planet?
me: PLUTO IS A PLANET?!
me: *SCREECHES* PLUTO IS A PLANET!
me: *runs down the street at 3am* PLUTO IS A PLANET!
me: *raises the dead* PLUTO IS A PLANET!